I said "You have two dogs out there?"
She said "yes"
I said "I was riding my bike last night and the little white one bit me"
"Well... I mean, what do you want me to do?"
"I just want to make sure they've had their vaccinations."
"Oh yes... we've got them out here for at nights, I guess we could put the little one inside. I tell you what I'd do... I'd get a baseball bat. That's what my son does."
"Well I'm not worried about the dogs, I just want to make sure they've been vaccinated."
"Oh yes."
"Ok, thanks."
3 comments:
Really? Really?
I'd take the advice and beat the dog with a bat.
Did you write an article at one time saying how it's ridiculous that humans still grow teeth the way we do?
I would get a slingshot with barbed wire wrapped around it and throw it at the dog. Get 20 of em in case you miss. Throw the extra at the woman. Then take a semi-deep breath and smile at your resolve.
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