22 March 2005

Dear Oasis Cinnamon Pita Chips,

No one loves you as much as I. Why do you have to be high in calories? You're so gosh-darned low in fat! You're almost perfect! Except for those calories.

Oh darn it, Oasis Cinnamon Pita Chips. I love you anyway. I see past your flaws and eat you in handfulls. Because you and I were meant for each other.

Amen,

Jesus

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am in love with Oasis Ranch pita chips!

Anonymous said...

I also like the pita chips, but have found some to have a rancid stale oil taste...has anyone else noticed this?