ok.

I'm back in Illinois at my mom's for Funeralpalooza 07 - two funerals in four days. My family are experts at the funeral game these days - we try to have at least a couple a year.

I'm disturbingly apathetic about the whole process; maybe you can tell. If it ever catches up with me, I'll go on a month-long weeping spree.

Anyway, I was thinking about my own funeral, and I know you can't write your own eulogy, but if I could, I think it would start "Mike hated babies and women..."

I think that's funny.

I just knocked on wood.

You may share your funny funeral anecdotes, you may not offer your condolences. Ok, you can offer condolences, but it seems really weird to me.

Ok, gotta go. Ashes to snort.