funnyhaha

My old friend (and former new favorite german) Moritz Volz is back with his semi-regular column for the London Times (or Times of London or Lontime Dons). This week he's addressing how to look the part of a premiership player. Funny stuff. Here are a few favorites:

Any player being filmed leaving a team bus must ensure that he is wearing headphones and carrying a small Louis Vuitton wash bag.

Two or more players should always dispute who will take a free kick, even though they have spent an entire week on the training ground working out who will take them.

Before kick-off, goalkeepers should always hang from the crossbar to check it does not have any cracks in it.