25 shopping days until my birthday. i've created a list for you. actually, it's a reused xmas list, but it'll work...
expensive stick.
grey cleat only.
any color except red.
calendar.
if you have $680 to spend.
i also need a new ipod. a 16 gig nano will do, though a 160 gig classic would be better.
and/or a bike fitting at either gray goat or bgi. oh, and a new pair of specialized road shoes.
$27.50 for a stick. They must be out of their minds. Well, I guess it is pretty sweet. What else does it do though? Can I make cookies with it?
ReplyDeleteapparently that stick is MAGIC, though.
ReplyDeleteyou can also throw it, and sometimes dogs will bring it back. if that's not magic, i don't know what is.
you're getting some old dried mashed potatoes roughly sculpted to look like an angry mongoose. and you will like it.
ReplyDeletesorry i missed the big gifto-extravaganza thursday, but i thank you kindfully for the large beer. i hope you liked the (whatever my wife picked out for you). i put my heart and soul into that gift. also my weiner.
jim.
Jim, is wiener also code for your magic stick?
ReplyDeleteI buy you a pint of Old Style.
ReplyDeleteFINALLY! MASHED POTATOES.
ReplyDeletethere's a beer festival here on the 26th. i may invite everyone to town...
who's in?
wait, i meant the 24th.
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